I’m not fat I’m curvy, I like cheese and wine and good food with good company.
However, an impromptu visit to the gym, with my step daughter daisy, had me passing by a weighing scale. The sort that you pay a pound and it tells you your height, weight, bmi and the percentage of your body that is fat!!!!
I figured that a short, sharp, shock is what I needed in order to wake up and realise what needed to be done…
Brandishing a pound coin I jumped on (not even bothering to remove my trainers!) and proceeded to stay still, breathing in and holding my breath in the hope that it would make me somehow magically appear lighter…
SHIT!!!!!
The results were laughable, cryable, shocking, crazy…. But true.
My curvy body turns out to be 46% fat!!! I’m not ready to share just how many stones and pounds my curvy body is…maybe when I’m on the road to recovery.
The result of this random event are absolute determination, and I have located that guy called will power 🙂
The game is on!!!
DEBSTA 